Friday, November 30, 2012

These Are The Times To Wear A Sweatshirt

What is the best feeling in the world?
a. A kiss
b. Eating your favorite food
c. Reading a book
d. Snuggling
e. None of the above. 

The answer is E. Why? Simple, because the best feeling in the world is all of the above of course, when wearing a sweatshirt, the sweatshirt is half of what makes all of those things so great. Sweatshirts are the best invention ever made. Period the end. Whoever created them knew that people would need them. The days you don't want to get ready- sweatshirt. The days you are sick- sweatshirt. The days you are freezing- sweatshirt. The days you want to cuddle and have no boy- sweatshirt warmed in the dryer. The days you want to feel free- sweatshirt. The days you want to cry- sweatshirt.When in doubt- put on a sweatshirt. These are the times to wear a sweatshirt. 

There is a solution to every problem. This solution? Keep calm and put on a sweatshirt. Perhaps one of the greatest reasons for sweatshirts is for boys to give to girls. When you're "freezing cold" and the boy gives you his sweatshirt. The best part? It is smells like him. In a non creepy way- it truly is the best part. Then you "forget to give it back" and you get to keep it until the next time you see them. Even if you don't like this boy- it is still awesome to have a sweatshirt that is warm, big, and smells like a boy. These are the times to wear a sweatshirt.

For those of us that lack a boy, we all understand those days when you are feeling lonely and just want someone to hold you. Go put a sweatshirt in the dryer, listen to your favorite song according to your mood, let it warm it up for 10 minutes. Put it on. Sit on the kitchen floor, eat some comfort food, watch a movie. Repeat warming as needed. It sounds silly- but it works. The simple thing of just warming up a sweatshirt and putting it on is like a warm hug from someone you love. No one needs a boy if they can have a sweatshirt. These are the times to wear a sweatshirt.

For those who don't like people touching them and are anti relationship, sweatshirts are still the answer. Regardless if you hate people you can still feel lonely. Even the most distant people have the times that they feel like they are alone. Grab a sweatshirt. It is one thing everyone can agree on. They are warm, you can avoid awkward people trying to hold your hands, the pocket keeps your hand warm, they aren't form fitting and make it so no one can feel self conscious because they cover everything. Any time is the time to wear a sweatshirt.


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